A look of mortified horror may bestow one’s face when the term diaper cake is introduced for the very first time. I agree the two words should never be combined together. Images of baby poo united with the heavenly sweet baked food may force the faint of heart to quiver in the fetal position for days on end.
Well, the diaper cake term lost its’ shock value and is accepted in everyday baby shower lingo. Just when you thought it was safe to ask a loved one about gifts she might have received for her baby shower. The Diaper Cake Depot has brewed up yet another stinky provoking thought, Baby Sock Bouquets.
I know what you are thinking, no, these aren’t junior’s gym sweat
socks marinated with flowers to take away that smell. In fact these are brand new baby Jeffries Socks craftily hand-rolled atop an artificial stem. Each sock is carefully rolled to resemble a rose bud. The bouquet is adorned with artificial babies breathe (not from a real baby), cellophane, and adorned with a bow. Each bouquet is scented with that brand new baby smell.
These flowers will not wither away. The socks are easily detached to keep the new baby’s footsies warm. Baby Sock Bouquets may be ordered in a combination of colors or sizes. 
The bouquets are sold in dozens. Each bouquet is held in a reusable unbreakable vase. So, when the little tike gets to the age of running amok he/she can knock down the vase with no worries. You can even fend off intruders or provoke an unexpected spouse with it.
Either way, this is truly the gift that keeps on giving. Please stay tuned for new thought provoking baby gifts offered by The Diaper Cake Depot.
